Complaint Central

I cannot believe this. All I will say is "What a boob!". This clown actually took pictures of himself re-enacting military confrontation in service uniform after the fact. If you are thinking about voting for this guy please do this first (it only counts if you do this first so don't wait until it's too late and then try this exercise because it won't work); get a stick, go to your local police station and get on your knees in front of the building and start to hit yourself in the head with the stick while you yell "I'm ok, it's just these bugs on me, I'm ok it's just these bugs on me" until a nice man in a white coat and a big net comes and takes you to a nice place with birds, butterflies and all the checkers you can play.

Ladies and Gentleman. This is a public service anouncement. The machine is about to launch a campaign against every single breathing human in USA. They will start to infuse a nickfitdogeatdogmultibisubstaproduct into our systems. The product, newtrasweet. Yes newtrasweet. With this chemical ingested into your bodies, the machine will have power over your ever move, every action, every thought. Soon you will believe big government is here to help you, that you are not responsible for your actions and should be in closer tough with your inner feelings. Soon you will be more concerned that your neighbor cannot afford a new car but you can. And what will you do? Probably buy the car but put a little extra in the collect on the Sabbath....at least for a couple of weeks. Some of you will actually not buy thaqt new car because you don't want the guy next to you to feel inferior. Maybe you'll just move so you don't hurt their feelings. Awwww, how f-ing nice. Soon the machine will have you believing the 9-11 commission is wrong, and the attack is all the President's fault. Ah yes but wait, there's more! After a short adjustment period you will get used to the increase in sales, and income tax. Some of you might even start sending in the remainder of your income to your local and state governments just because you feel guilty having something someone else cannot.
NOw the machine has complete control and the fun begins. Since the great country has now been reduced to a group of weak hearted unwilling to fight for themselves sniveling miserable excuses for himan beings, the terrorists can move in. Yes, have you forgotten about the terrorists? No of course not...you are an honorable American! Well there reader listen up....and I'll make this quick....because I know you're busy...I've checked your schedule! The terrorists are going to attack again. It's going to happen soon and it's going to happen big big big.

Aha yes. The thrill of victory. What would it be like, to wake up one morning and not have a single worry? It seems to me that we as a nation have developed a new way of thinking about making a living. I remember as a kid hearing the saying "old money" and thinking "why would anyone want old money?". As I made my way through school I learned that with "old money" came things like prestige, privileges, sometimes respect, and usually that nasty old human trait envy. I was lucky and got to grow up in an environment with some extras but certainly not the "old money" family that I heard of while learning the ways of the world. As I make my way through the book I see that I really have learned very little. I still think, that the only way to make a difference in life is not to put the dollar in front of the job, but to put the job in front of everything else. Not life, not family, but that ever elusive dollar. If one puts too much emphasis on what they get out of it...like the "what's in it for me" saying, sight of the purpose is lost. I do not know one successful person that sat down with life's gameplan and said "I will make a plan that will make me wealthy". A most truly successful person might be measured on the success they have created. Mr Big in NY isn't there because he is successful, he is there because he has created success. Although many view him as a vain, self-centered egotistical monster they cannot argue with his success....His track record, and his drive to be the best. I agree with some points but also respect his ability to create success. Everyone I know that has been successful in life is still working or has passed away. This to me means several things. 1. You don't get rich overnight. 2. Rich people don't retire. 3. Retired people aren't rich. 2. Being rich does not mean you are successful. 4. Being successful doesn't happen trying to get rich. So to me that means that ones success isn't measured by their wealth and riches but by the successes they create in life, by those they have helped and the hearts they touch. Now comes the media machine!!!!! YEAH LET'S GRIPE ABOUT THE MEDIA YYYYAAAAAAAA!!! Ya know I could type all day when it comes to bitching about the machine, but the pain in my wrists from what I guess is probably the beginning of a nice case of CTS is getting so bad I must give you the readers digest version for now. Why are we taking people off of the streets and making them millionaires? Why is the machine making television shows designed to spoof someone into thinking you are someone you are not? Does anyone see the "mis-influence" of the media???? Once again the machine is attempting to take over the future of this country and make them into sniveling, groveling, lazy, fat, bloated, wanna-bees without the drive nor the desire to earn a living the old fashioned way...To earn it!

Here we go again. It's muckraking time and they're getting it on early in the race. I'm not
particularly pleased with the current state of the state. But I do know that if the other guy was in
the hot seat, the one that still claims he won the last presidential election, we would be in some
deep manure right now. GeeDub has had quite a handful to have dealt with for the past couple of
years. Have the voters forgotten that the USA was attacked? Thousands died and thousands more were
injured for life. Many families ripped apart forever? Children left without a mother or father?
The terrorists that attacked this country did so intentionally, with full and complete knowledge of
their reasons for being here and what they were to do. THEY CAME HERE TO KILL US!
So while you are observing the world series of Political motocross, and deciding if you are going to
stay with the manufacturer (political side) or the rider (the person with whom you feel will do the
best job) remember these things that have happened....
We got bombed. We got shot at. We got killed. We got back up and rode over there and fought back.
We as a country can never show fear or cowardice. As soon as you hesitate you have lost.

You out there in voter-land really need to take the next 30 days and devote all of your time learning
about the candidates in the upcoming presidential election.

The machine will never stop sending their barrage of misinformation. Every reporter has an oath to
report the news and do so without being biased. If you think for one moment that it's possible to
report without including your opinion I suggest you try it. Just once try to tell someone about a
family members success without sounding like you're bragging. Try to tell of a mishap or misfortune
without sounding disappointed. I bet you can't do it.
The machines love to tell you they are reporting what is true and accurate. Well, it is true and
accurate in their minds to be certain. Did we forget the great movie "All the President's Men" ??
There are no media police. When a machine reports people listen and they believe. The Cleveland
Caveliers believed a story about one of their players and look at the 72hours of controversy this
has caused.

Read the paper, scour the Internet. Talk to everyone you know. Talk to people you don't know.
Seek out each and every piece of information about these candidates you can find.
Sort through the information and make a pro-con list for each candidate. Do the arithmetic.
You may be surprised to find the more you learn the more frustrated you will become.
But the reason for this is simple. Most voters vote because the don't like the incumbent.
They vote for "the lesser of 2 evils". Sometimes your guy wins and sometimes not.
But is your guy the right guy for the job? Most people can't answer that with honesty because they
don't know the facts. Pure conjecture based on speculation and emotion. You are not reporting
the facts to yourself without emotion.

I got to get outa here so in usual fashion, I leave you with the above unfinished, disorganized,
incomplete, unfounded confounded declarations....or my complaint. Since this is supposed to be
about complaints here's mine....I register my complaint against the uneducated voter for you are
the reasons elections can't be closed - because you cannot read the instructions to cast your ballot
yet were entrusting of the bus driver who drove you to the election booth - to you the hate-voter
for you are the one that steals the votes of who may be the best man for the job.

And of course one of my all time favorites....You, you filthy stinking nasty yellow-belly spineless
irresponsible arrogant dysfunctional smelly stupid illiterate illegitimate cager who is most likely
illegally operating a motor vehicle on public roads without the slightest clue that the roads were
built long before you arrived and they weren't put there for your exclusive use. You, you asshole
need to learn what that stick on the left hand side of your steering wheel is for. No, it's not
a place where the automobile's manufacturer decided to put the cruise control, headlamp dimmer switch,
or any other mobile amenity of which you have no right to enjoy....No, this stick has a long standing
intended use. This you low life poor excuse for a human being is a turn signal or lane change indicator.
Also known as a blinker. It's intended use is to alert the OTHERS ON THE ROAD ESPECIALLY BIKERS
that you have taken a mind to turn your cage or move it from one lane to another.
So the next time you step into that cushy plush climate controlled LCD-DVD-CD playing cel phone toting
with it's own air purification system suv remember this.....Whenever you make the choice to cut someone
off you may have just killed the parent of someone your with whom your child plays soccer. And
that unshaven intimidating looking biker next to you - he OR she is probably your doctor or the
neighbor of your lawyer. Dammit that made me mad just having to write that down. Shit.