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I don't usually read alot of spam, very seldom post the messages I get...but I got this email today from a friend and it is truely a classic. Oh and don't forget to take a few moments and read my posts on this site...you will have to use the archives links to go back as far as April. Thanks again!

-from email;

WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR GEORGE W. BUSH OR JOHN
KERRY GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?


My Fellow Americans:
As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed. Since
congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission
in Iraq is complete.

This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now
to begin the reckoning.

Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries
which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is
short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are
some of the countries listed there.

The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
worlds nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing
copies of both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those
nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the
Iraqi war.

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we
will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face
of the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or
maybe China.

To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal
now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to
Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables,
too. I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are
retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many
UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid
parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded
and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You
creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets
tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned
over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.

A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to
try not pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President
Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude
adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions
sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border security.
So start doing something with your oil.
Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty ---
starting now.

We are tired of the one-way highway.

It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens.
Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them be saying, "darn
tootin."

Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a de cent life around the
world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on
the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to
eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup
Soccer from America.
To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and
we won't forget. To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Drop dead.

God bless America.
Thank you and good night.

If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in
English, thank a soldier.

I'm starting to get worried. Really worried actually. I don't sell out to the media machine, I don't get caught up in conspiracy theories (not too much anyway), and I am defintely not an alarmist (oh ya right!)...but I think the shit is really about to hit the fan. The best thing we can hope for is no civil unrest in our country. YOu think about that and I'll get back to you in a couple of days.

OK, here it is....the chief cook and bottlewasher comes over here for a meeting and tells the world on national television that the people of his country our thankfull for the US's intervention and that the world is better off now.
How can the waffle man say W screwed up???? He can't, he just can't.

See, do you get what I'm talking about from last Friday? Do you see? as Mr Dolarhyde asked, Do you See? These nutcases that are voting for purple boy just cant admit it...they cant come out and say they are going to vote for the guy. These voters always refer to casting their ballot against W. That's just it...they don't support the waffle house, they just don't want to support W. Thymk about it awhile.

observation-former kerry voters won't admit they are kerry voters and won't come out and say they'll vote for bush. they say - at least what I've heard them say - They weren't necessarily going to vote for kerry but now that they have issues with bush out in the open they can see the partisan behavior of the machine and, as long as they continue to correct the history they will probably vote republican this election.
Oh for crying out loud people! Just fucking admit it...you decided to vote against bush, but that was before you decided you WILL vote for him. That was good wasn't it? I came up with that one all by myself!

See, this is what happens when no one checks out the people who are supposed to be checking it out....It's like this; most of you would rather have your meal made for you. Because of this, you have no idea what goes into the making of your meal nor do you know any of the origin of the meat. You treat your news with the same regard. Bring me the news and I'll consume it. Well, no one has been checking to make sure the cook washed his hands and the food is safe. Man I hope you get it now....You cant trust the machine that is the media.

-=- this was written off site about a week ago and then posted straight to the blog today, the topics have already cold in the machine that is the media...I do not know if the spelling is correct but I can guarantee the thought is incomplete and the sentence structure is all wrong....hey, I'm not a writer just a thinker -=-

WARNING....THIS ENTRY CONTAINS EXPLETIVES
okokok there's a ton of bandwagons to jump on. As usual, I dance to the beat of my own drum, have severe ADD (at least I think I do), ask questions without providing evidence with which a conclusion might be drawn...and am generally just a bigmouth-bore. But there is just so much sheyat going on I have to spew or risk having another aneurysm. So Dickweed had heart surgery and came out just fine. Sweet. Tell me, who the fuck is paying for all this shit? Figure that one skippy....you and me of course.
A what a fucking shame about the kids over there where it's cold most of the time....no I aint being sarcastic. This is no shit, last week when it happened I of course RAN to the pc to start another blog entry. It started out bashing us here at home for something that had not yet happened…but I could just sense it was coming. So I’ll lay this out the way I see it.
Kids get captured, held hostage. Authorities give one chance for the terrorists to surrender. The terrorists don’t give up. The authorities blast in and save the lives of those they can. Well done….Bravo, Here-Here, Congratulations. I don’t condone the loss of life, but what are those people supposed to do, just stand around waiting for the bad guys to keep calling the shots? Here’s a great one-liner from my hero “What’re you gonna do” asks one officer “They want a car, I’m gonna give `em one” and my hero drives the fucking car right through the front of the bank and shoots the bad guys dead. YEEAAAAHHHH, go get `em Harry!! So the ruskies do the same thing only they don’t bother bringing a car, they just bring in the big guns and take care of business.
So at this point I figure when the same thing happens over here those types will be all over the pres for letting it happen. Just like they’re doing over there now. Then we’ll have a bunch of liberal pansy ass fuckstick dickwads screaming brutality against the terrorists. Then there will be those who suffered losses (and I am truly sorry for your loss so don’t try and peg me as a fucking inconsiderate no-hearted asshole. I do have a heart and have been accused of being considerate at least twice this year. Accuse me of being the asshole that I am, but not that other shit) who would be blaming the chief cook and bottle washer of being a hate or anger or terror or power or fuck monger. They’d accuse him of not being sensitive to the needs of the terrorists, for being a cold hearted war maker that isn’t the least bit concerned with the welfare of the people.


Like my bathroom, someday I will finish this

I just went to ebay and checked for purple hearts. I found at least 5 and that was without looking real hard.
I did some searches on the news over the last year. It was just as easy to find the waffles as it was the medals.

I cannot believe the offering. He's toting shotguns and he's a Dem. You types hate anything to do with guns and yet your leader is out there holding shotguns high above his head. I guaranfuckingtee you one of his first orders of business would be to tighten the ccw laws. stick that in your flintlock skippy

Russia went in and did what they felt they had to do. So be it. But, have you heard anyone criticize their actions? No. If I hear another peep outa anyone when we here in the USA use force to control a similar situation, I swear I'm gonna shoot a spitball at `em.