Friday, January 27, 2006

So President Carry-the-swiftboat-for-a-vote is going to filibuster the Alito "debate" as it were. I'm not sure I understand why the great white Waffaloe has waited all this time to speak fido. Is it that he is still not getting enough attention? Why the long face John? Ahhhaaaaa I couldn't resist that one! You will notice the photo showing the World Trade Center. Have we all forgotten what happened 5 years ago? We were attacked here on our own soil. Someone left the door unlocked when it was bedtime and the bad guys got in and kicked us in the head. It's that plain and simple. Anyone who tries to twist this into something else should be shot for treason period. How can the dems allow these people who have proven themselves to be liars get up and speak like this? Don't you people have any pride??? I am ebarrassed for you and your party with people like your TWO special K's on that team. There's a liar and a killer which you've decided to forget about as you've forgotten of the trajedy of 11 September, 2001. I won't forget. And while I'm on it - howzabout that broad up in NY eh?? To get in front of a microphone and SCREAM anything is irresponsible and should be considered an attempt to incite a riot. I was 20 when I voted in my first presidential election, 1984. I have been scared of what the opposition represented since 1992. It's been a shit squeeze as far as I'm concerned since the 1/4lb man won that year. Just think about what your offering will be for 08 won't you? Now the thought of the two that are being mentioned now is really frightening. She's screaming and he's filibustering. Would you let either one of these people run your company?
Wednesday, January 25, 2006



I've been trying to avoid this post for many months. Whenever politics comes up I get all anxious like a kid going on his first date!! You just never know what is going to happen at the end of the evening. If you've read anything I've written you have undoubtedly picked up on the my belief that Brunhilda will be the next president. I am convinced of it. When that happens you best have lived out all your dreams as rest assured that broad is going to deficate all over the house and there will be nothing left in the closet to clean it up.
Monday, January 23, 2006
I heard him say "Responsible Eavesdropping". Let's play!!! Intellegent Democrat. Wise Liberal. Oh and my favorite....Honest Ted Kennedy!!! wOOt!!! That was fun!
Thursday, January 19, 2006
What is really scary is that on the bottom of a frozen pizza box appear the following words "do not eat pizza before cooking".
Wednesday, January 18, 2006

I can't believe I heard his comments. I flipped on the news and there on my TV screen was Mayor Nagin telling me that God sent hurricanes to punish the USA. Well, Mayor - why did he send them to your town? Hmmmm? Was it because he knew you would let school buses flood instead of using them to transport the people you call yours out of harms way? Was it because he knew you'd flee and leave a sinking ship? If God intended to punish the USA for being involved in an effort to rid the world of intolerable dictators and terrorists then why would he pick on your city, Mayor??? And if this is the same God that punished the USA by destroying your little piece of the pie how do you think your God will react to your statement that YOU will build a "Chocolate City"? I'm pretty sure that your God is like my God and that God is an impartial God. Just to let you know Mayor in case no one pointed this out to you, there are none of the following; White Music Awards, National Association for the Advancement of White People, United Caucasion College Fund, or any other white-color specific organization. Whenever a color specific group has ever been brought to the attention of the media, there has always been condemnation brought with it. So I ask you Mayor Nagin, are you a racist? Are you attempting to build a city that white people will not be allowed to visit? It sounds to me like you are. It sounds to me like you've made racist comments on television and I have to explain to my son why you would want a city made of chocolate. You Mayor, have offended me with your racist ways. I always believed that white people antogonized racial situations despite what I've otherwise encountered. But you have proven without question, that is to say you have irrefutably given proof that you are racist and have attempted to incite civil unrest in your city. Shame on you Mayor. I would really like to embellish further. But I will not.
Monday, January 16, 2006

Now comes the old man that was serving a sentence for ordering murders and being a general nuisance, then was sentenced to be put to death for ordering murders while he was in jail - in Folsom. I can't get the dimwits at Taco Bell to make my order right in a drive through and here's this clown ordering murder from jail? Maybe it's just me but something is wrong with that picture. But then it gets better! He's been incarcerated since 1978 in the Great State of Californeeya. I wouldn't live there but they say it's nice. What's it cost for a year in a nice place like Folsom? Maybe $150k? I bet it's more than that but for conversation's sake we'll stick to with $150k. At the cost of $4.2 million dollars this cat has ORDERED from jail. No doubt had whatever conveniences he wanted delivered to jail too. Maybe a pepperoni pizzapie with a salad and lowfat dressing. Nice. I did a quick search on this guy and within 20 seconds had read enough to count at least 5 murders. Last time I checked murder is wrong. I'm not sure what the kids say today, but I remember Cap'n Penny and then Captain Kangaroo telling me to be nice. Murder is not nice. Even Truman Capote will tell you murder isn't nice. I havn't talked with Charlie lately but I'd bet he'd tell you he asked those nice kids to murder the Tate's on accounta the fact that murder isn't nice. And here's these nice people in Californeeya worried about being nice. Isn't that the place you go because that's where all the nice people are? Cleveland isn't known for being nice is it? Council Bluffs Iowa? Howza about Death Valley?? Nope. California is by far the most liberal state in the nation, don't even try to touch that one. And of course I expect that state to plead with the Gov. to spare the life of this- POOR (took fourandahalfmillion to house, cloth, and feed him for 30 years) old, blind, wheelchair-bound citizen who those libs now refer to as a nice- old man. For the purposes of what??? He was sentenced to death and yet has lived for 20 more years. He has been a menace to society his entire life. He has murdered and also done so from within the confines of a penal institution while serving time for murder! In no way shape or form can anyone with the slightest bit of common sense say this person has rehabilitated themself. Why am I going on about this? Because no matter how hard I try I cannot get over how stupid people can be. The convicts arguement is that he's too old and feeble to be executed. Seems to me I can sew this up with a nice catch-22 here but I've got this OCB thing and have to work it all out from front to back. The guy has been in jail for killing and killed while in jail so it be ordered that he is killed. But the state allowed the guy to stall for so long that now he argues he's too old. The other day the state of Ohio overturned a ruling. A minor had in cold blood murdered another minor. The murderer was to be let out of jail when SHE had become a individual of legal age (please note that I did not say became an adult). The state has determined that SHE (once again she) is now to be tried as an adult. Lickety-split. Had the state done it's job when the crime was commited they would have saved the taxpayers millions of dollars not just to house the sonofabitch but would've freed up the courts time and then the courts could process more cases and so on. Probably would saved a few lives too. If I get a tattoo today and have it removed in a year was a I still tattooed? The only difference between someone with a tattoo and someone without a tattoo is the person with the tattoo doesnt mind the person without a tattoo. Suffice it to say the only person that doesnt mind a murderer might be one has has themself murdered? I don't know it might be a stretch but if I tell the media I bet they can make it work!
Thursday, January 12, 2006

“21 Ways To Be a Good Democrat."
Cheers to whomever put this list together!! I can't take credit for this but it's right on the button.
Here’s the list:
1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S.
nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the
Earth’s climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUVs.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.
7. You have to believe that AIDS virus is spread by a lack of Federal funding.
8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can’t teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified
to teach those same kids about sex.
9. You have to believe that hunters don’t care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside
of San Francisco do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make “The Passion Of The Christ”
for financial gain only.
12. You have to believe the National Rifle Association (NRA) is bad because it supports certain parts of the
Constitution, while the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are low, but ATM fees are too high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem (feminists) are more important to American
history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee, Thomas Edison and Alexander Graham Bell.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racists, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.
17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn’t worked anywhere it’s been tried because the right
people haven’t been in charge.
18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and sex offender belonged in
the White House.
19. You have to believe that homosexual parades display drag, transvestites and beastiality should be Constitutionally
protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the communist Chinese Government is somehow in the best
interests of the United States.
21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right-wing conspiracy.
Americans, wake up – or lose it!