Complaint Central

PLEASE review all of Barry's feelings about the 2nd amendment previous to today's court ruling, then review his "position" over the past week. Now listed to what he's said AFTER the ruling. He's equally as waffling as Kerry, only he sounds different doing it, he does a better job of tap dancing around the issue and restating his statements than the Kerry or the rest of the politicos but he's doing the same thing.
Up to Barry, we'd have no 2nd amendment.
Be carefull!

I really need some help with the debt I've accumulated during this election campaign. With all of the politicians politikin` I've had to buy a bunch of stuff. You know, blinds for the house, patio furniture, some maintenance on our SUVs, oh let see, some toys, oh and I still need to replace my Shovelhead with another Shovelhead (don't worry, I'll get myself a brand new bike on my own but I got rid of my Shovelhead during the campaign so I need a replacement).
I figure I'll need to buy more ammunition because it's summer and I go to the gun range a lot. I'd also like to do some more landscaping, oh I knew I forgot something else- my pool. I've had to put a lot of money in my pool this spring so I need some of you to help out with that debt too.



What??



What's wrong with this??


Hillary is asking for money to pay for debts she created out of desire, so why can't I??

Today's headline reads;

Officials in the US state of Massachusetts are investigating how 17 teenage girls from the same school have become pregnant.


Now really, do officials still have to investigate how a girl becomes pregnant?? How can THEY be OFFICIAL if they don't already know? Hell I'm no official but I know how a girl becomes pregnant that's for sure! I better because my wife and I have a son and I'm positive I was part of the whole conception/birth thing.
Blows my mind how headlines like these get written and then published. Where's the pride? Where's the teaching? When you go to school to be a writer, don't they still teach you to read it before you print it?
I've seen All the Presidents Men at least 100 times, no shit at least 100 times and there's no way the editor would have ever let a line like the one above out.

Go back to one of my first posts. There's some complaint I have comparing the Macdonald's hamburger of my childhood vs. today's piece of turd they put in a wrapper and pass off as food.
Just now I counted 5 typos and 3 grammatical errors within 5 stories on google news.
If you don't get it - if you don't see the problem and the connection between my complaint and these typos and errors then you're a stupid idiot and cease reading my blog.